A man sees an advert for a talking dog and says to himself 'I'd like that'.
So he goes round to the address and rings the door bell.
The dog answers and say 'can I help you'.
The man goes WOW it really is a talking dog.
he asks the dog how come it can talk.
the dog says its always been able to talk and that it used to be in the SAS. The only SAS dog ever.
The man goes wow, sas dog brilliant.
Yeah I used to walk about then report back on the enemy positions.
I was also in the emergency rescue services. I used to crawl through rubble and find the people who were trapped the tell the guys where they were.
Just then the owner of the dog comes through to see who is at the door and the man asks 'why are you selling your amazing dog'
she says its 'because its such a f*#/> Liar'
